John
Pantelopoulos

For UK aesthetic clinics

Advertising reviews for aesthetic clinics.

I check your website, Google listing and Instagram for prescription-medicine wording, then send you replacement copy you can paste straight in.

Book a review

£295 fixed. Report within 5 working days.

What I check

Everything a patient sees before they book.

  • Website pages

    Treatment pages, price lists, offers and blog posts.

  • Google Business Profile

    Your description, services, posts and the text Google shows in search.

  • Instagram

    Your bio, highlights and recent posts.

  • Replacement wording

    Every flagged line quoted, with the rule it relates to and new copy to use.

Sample report

What you get, line by line.

Each item shows what I found, where, the guidance it relates to, and wording you can use instead.

Entry 7 of 22Google search text

Found

"Aesthetic treatment prices in [town]. Botox from £185, lip fillers from £285…"

Guidance

CAP Code rule 12.12

Suggested wording

"Aesthetic treatment prices in [town]. Lip fillers from £285, microneedling from £195. Consultations for lines and wrinkles."

From a practice review of a real clinic's public pages. Clinic not named.

How it works

Three steps, all by email.

  1. Email me

    Your clinic name and website. I reply with terms and a £295 invoice.

  2. I review

    Website, Google listing and Instagram, within 5 working days of payment.

  3. You get the report

    A PDF with every item and its new wording. Questions answered by email.

Price

One review, one fixed fee.

No retainer and no subscription. Pay once, get the report, keep it.

£295one-off
  • Website pages
  • Google Business Profile
  • Instagram posts and bio
  • PDF report in 5 working days
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If I find fewer than 3 items to flag, I refund the full £295.

No UK VAT charged. Reverse charge applies if you're VAT registered.

John Pantelopoulos

About

Hi, I'm John.

I review aesthetic clinic advertising against the published rules on prescription-only medicines. It's the only thing I do. I work on my own, by email, from Australia, so your report is often waiting when you start your day.

Sole trader, ABN 29 480 868 567. Not affiliated with the ASA, CAP or the MHRA.

Questions

Before you book.

Is this legal advice?

No. Each item links to the published guidance it relates to, and you decide what to change.

Will you report my clinic to anyone?

No. I have no connection to any regulator, and I don't share what I find with anyone.

Will new wording affect my Google rankings?

It can. Taking product names out may reduce traffic for those names, and I can't promise any ranking outcome.

Isn't the ASA's Copy Advice service free?

Yes, and it's good. It checks copy you send in. I go through your website, Google listing and Instagram for you and hand back wording ready to use.

Get started

Want your clinic's advertising reviewed?

Email your clinic name and website. I reply within one working day.

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